Good bye non-virtual world
When you are reading this I might be already dead.
But I hope that in writing this I can save people dear to me like Steff for example.
This morning while waiting for my coffee in Bon Espresso I had a glimps at the Metro (a free newspaper handed out at train stations).
And there it was… My death sentence in a shocking article:
Teenager shot parents who took away Halo 3
It dawned on me that Billy owns Halo 3 now for over a year… and he played it already twice!
And since Christmas he practices his shooting with Far Cry 2 and improves his driving with Need for Speed – Undercover to get away from the police.
I believe I am only left with one option.
To gather all the experience I can out of Assassins Creed and try to eliminate him with a stealth attack before he can get me.
It’s crazy but it just might work.
Wish me luck and I hope to see you on the other side. Where the meadows are lush as in Fable II, the days simple as in Settlers VI, the animals trusting as in Viva Pinata and everybody is playing Uno all day long. – (with headsets!)
~ Eehad
Hi – first of all, happy new year to you and Billy.
Why should Billy shoot you? Did you try to take away his Halo3? Or do you both have a hidden dark secret we are not supposed to know?
sincerely,
Maik
Well, don’t you know…
Everybody that plays First Person Shooters is a psychotic Killer just waiting to start wiping out people….
That’s why Steff is endangered to… Her husband is such a pixel-killer…
The Maniac!!!
Good to see you posting again! I don’t know! As soon as I figure out this RSS thing, you move into stealth mode
Have you seen James At War’s take on Halo 3?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkF0McZKIw
It’s fantastic. Go see. You’ll love it
OMG…. not WoW!
That’s pretty good actually.
But we have the perfect resolution now as you know… 2 XBoxes
So we spend time ‘together’ gaming…
Still different games though as we don’t have gold accounts at the moment.
And when we do it’s going to be tough to find a game we both like.
Cause I’m soooooo bad at Halo.
and btw, I wasn’t going into hiding I was clocking overtime at work. but it should get better now.
and then I just spend all my free time in Albion, with Wall.e or in Jerusalem around the time of the 3rd Crusade.
Aaaaaw you mentioned me in your post … I am so honored to be dear to you!
Billi had that crazy twtching eye when we saw him last time … you know, I didn’t want to tell you, but I was actually a bit worried … maybe you should sneak some drugs into his weetabix that make him all gigglely and happily like a small girl and then he dresses up in a pink sweater and draws pictures of happy little sheep and flowers and then he wants to become a fairy when he’s all grown up and dreams of uuuuuuunicorns …
Erm …
Don’t ask …
Sounds like somebody got to much caffeine:
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/01/14/169223
Actually, that might explain why some people get angry if they don’t get their daily dose of caffeine…
Steff, your suggestion sounds good… but if I do that, wouldn’t he want to play Viva Pinata then?
And when he dares to take that away from me I wouldn’t know what I might do…
Probably throw a cat at him
And I must be doing something wrong. No matter how much coffee I drink/drank I never had hallucinations.
Well, despite that I had this red-dressed ‘Imp’ I saw in the early 90 and now we actually have a ghost cat. Have I ever told you guys about her?
Not yet – how does she look like?
Billy says she’s tabby, but I only know she’s pretty dark.
I’ll dedicate a whole post to her soon, that’ll make it easier.